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Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"