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Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.

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Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."

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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.

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A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

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