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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.

Riki Relet

Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.

claudette

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.

bob

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.

TheLaughFa...

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

chinie

Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny.

sonic luag...

Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.

Anonymous

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"
Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."

Anonymous

A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

moe112

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

Michael