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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

ZDW

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

TheLaughFactory

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"

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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

mkelly1283

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

LadyD