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Montgomery...

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Chloe Coyle

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

haaz69

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Anonymous

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Anonymous

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

cleesix225

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Anonymous