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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

zacky

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Haydenjr1

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

the master

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

nghtvisn

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

marquez007