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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

swaggerboy

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

LaughFactory

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

zacky

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Haydenjr1

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Anonymous

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Anonymous